It is the 4th of July and fireworks and picnics are the orders of the day. As our nation celebrates it's 232nd year of freedom I have these random thoughts to offer:
Q:Do they have the 4th of July in other countries?
A: Of course they do it's just not a holiday.
Q: Why did Mrs. Paul Revere buy 3000 pounds of spare ribs for her 4th of July picnic?
A: Because her husband kept saying " The British are coming, The British are Coming?
Does it bother anyone else but me that we celebrate our biggest national holiday by firing off millions of dollars worth of fireworks that were made in other countries?
Finally the best advice I can give to those of you who enjoy your holiday with mass quantities of adult beverages is this:
He who goes forth with a fifth on the 4th may not go forth on the 5th.
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